Great New Theme

I got this great new theme yesterday. Unfortunately, WordPress doesn’t allow me to edit CSS so, tragically, I can’t make my layout exactly like Krystal’s. This made me cry for a couple hours before my imaginary boyfriend visited my trailer to comfort me. Then we had imaginary sex. He gave me five imaginary orgasms.
As you can see, I can be a very emotional person. Fortunately, my imaginary boyfriend understands and appreciates this. He loves me for who I am despite the fact that I may be subject to involuntary twitching, involuntary jerking, involuntary speaking, involuntary stalking, and involuntary murder.

In other news, I’d like to give a shout out to Heath Ledger, who died nobly for our country.

I’d also like to give a shout out to: TGO, who voted for Bush; Sarah, who is a total spaz; and all the other little people who helped me get where I am today.

2 thoughts on “Great New Theme

  1. I think it looks fine. I used this theme in the past so technically you are using a theme like mine, just an older used version šŸ˜› However, I did tweak it quite a bit.
    So I am curious as to whom you actually are. Send me an email or something. I won’t tell.

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