Today is a good day. Today, I have returned.

OH DEAR BABY JESUS NO IT CAN'T BE

OH DEAR BABY JESUS NO IT CAN'T BE

Was I bored? Yes. Jobless? Yes. Homeless? Yes, yes, YES!

Nicole is all of these things! Which means – lucky for you – she has reawakened after billions of years in seclusion.

I’ve been traversing the galaxy in search of the elusive Krystal Draper – that ephemeral ghost with the flaky white skin and abrasively bleached hair. I know you guys missed me. There is a new chapter in the Saga.

More to come, hombres.

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