Today is a good day. Today, I have returned.

OH DEAR BABY JESUS NO IT CAN'T BE

OH DEAR BABY JESUS NO IT CAN'T BE

Was I bored? Yes. Jobless? Yes. Homeless? Yes, yes, YES!

Nicole is all of these things! Which means – lucky for you – she has reawakened after billions of years in seclusion.

I’ve been traversing the galaxy in search of the elusive Krystal Draper – that ephemeral ghost with the flaky white skin and abrasively bleached hair. I know you guys missed me. There is a new chapter in the Saga.

More to come, hombres.

OMG.

Krystal, come back to me. I’m so bored I could vomit. And by “bored” I mean “drunk.” Does anybody know where that girl is? We’ve been separated so long.

uh oh

I seem to have scared someone away.
😦

Kapow!

Welcome to my fantastic website. I got tired of commenting under a name that wasn’t linked to something, so I decided, why not get a blog? These are reasons I need a blog:

1. I am a woman.
2. I don’t have a life.
3. I love drama.
4. I have approximately 83 mental disorders.

Perfect! Lucky Number 4, right?
Come back again for some more hijinks in the Internet World of Nicole, Professional Stalker.

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