THIS IS DELICIOUS!

More to come very soon. Promisepromisepromise. GOLLY this is fun.

Goodnight

Goodnight Internet hombres. Before I go, I leave you with this:

My favorite kid.

My favorite kid.

Sleep tight!

Goodbye Cruel World

Friends, my intense adventure through my favorite series of tubes has gone awfully awry. You see, regrettably, the police have been alerted. This means I’ll have to shut down my blog and evacuate my home.

This is all thanks to Krystal’s alter ego and her other alter ego, who have succeeded in exposing me as Sara Mangus. Yes, it’s true. I am Sara Mangus. Cops, come and get me. I’m waiting.

I sense the spirit of Krystal in this blog…

and BOY IS SHE MAD!

and BOY IS SHE MAD!

Autopsy investigation is under way

For now, post-mortem results will be withheld until further notice. Cause of death is pending investigation.

A glimpse at Krystal’s corpse can be attained here.