Thanks to Spencer, I’ve finally gotten acquainted with the visage of Christine. Inspired by this collection of strange and disturbing photos, I’ve decided to write a list. List-making is one of my favorite activities, especially when I’m suffering a severe mental breakdown. My psychoanalyst suggested it. Enjoy!
List of Things I Like
- Christine’s dog.
- Christine’s face.
- The picture of Christine in front of a parking lot wearing sunglasses.
- Hot Wheels toy cars.
List of Things I Don’t Like
- Christine And Friend having lesbian sex in a shower.
- Christine And Friend having lesbian sex in a bed.
- Christine having buttsex with Male Friend With No Balls and/or Female Friend with Shiny Red Dildo.
- Being generally surrounded by vaginas.
- Oh look! Christine goes to church.
- Christine’s large, bearded friend.
- Is that a vagina?
- Christine’s nipple piercings. Jesus.
- Speaking of Jesus, doesn’t this nice girl go to church?
I’d blog more about something, anything, but my entrails crawled out of my body and hid behind something and I have to go find them.