Nicole Is Weird

You heard it here first, guys!

That’s right. I’m the hobo who approaches you on the streets of your local city telling you that HE KNOWS you had sex with your boyfriend about 2 hours ago. The funny thing is, he was right on the mark! You spend the next day or so wondering, “How did he know this? Was he there at the scene?”

The answer is, Yes. He was there at the scene.

So, the next time you have sex with your boyfriend, think of me. Especially you, TGO. Tell your boyfriend I said hi.

Awkward

I looked at my blog stats today. The search terms used to find my blog are really creepy. I think my favorite one is “Don’t steal my secrets.”

My blog stats are really interesting.